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Irish Blessing

Taking a shot of Jameson out of a potato skin and chasing with beef gravy.
Let’s have a Irish blessing at the pub tonight.
by anonymous December 10, 2020
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Blessing

Fucking legend. Enjoyable person , normally a really funny and kind person. Premier league fan, future baller and just a legend nje tjo tjo tjo
Blessing is grateful
by DaddyG_7 November 22, 2021
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Bless

big black man born in England from congo I like women with big ass and good cooking skills
I'm a very intelligent man with a snake like cock. I like chicken.
yo is he a bless?? of course hes big AND BLACK
by noone send help November 22, 2021
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Satan's Blessing

A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...
The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...
by Sinereo September 14, 2021
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Blessed Flinch

Millwall slang for partaking in a big lunch pre session.
Proceedings officially start at 16:00. Have a blessed flinch would be my advice.
by Zumunuk September 25, 2021
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Bless

To physically harm a person In the nicest most humiliating way possible.

Originated by Kim Hunter. City: Alexandria, Louisiana.
“Stay out people business. You gon’ go over there and that mane gon’ bless yo eye too.” “I can’t wait to see that ho ima bless her and anybody coming behind her.”
by Queen Her October 15, 2021
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Blessing the sack

When your drug dealer adds more of the drug you are purchasing to the bag with no extra cost.
Stoner 1: yo my dealer is such a real one, he is blessing the sack!
Stoner 2: hell yeah man thats awesome hes a great dealer.
by rammy l October 17, 2021
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