A sopping wet seemingly never ending vagina that may even be too wet and/or soft to be comforting to any man at a moment during sexual intercourse. Yesterday's original "WAP".
She can say whatever about last night, but I did whatever I could to get outta that River Cooter asap before it swallowed me alive. I had to take 2 showers to feel clean.
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Get the River King mug.Forked River (Lacey)- A town filled with Karen's (and he-Karens) that cop call when you light off a firework and make their dog bark. They also call if dogs bark. Known for our "Lacey Chatter" where the community comes together to bitch and moan about our town and bad driving. People here are typically in a rush and have a bad attitude. We also like to block traffic on main roads just to get our Dunkin fix! Forked River does have beautiful parks and playgrounds the local teens like to trash and piss all over, and the local druggies like to leave their needles. Who doesn't love a quick jab of hepatitis?
*Fun fact- you can drive into someone's home in Forked River with your car, and only receive a careless driving and failure to maintain lane ticket. Drive well, or not. You'll be featured on the Chatter either way.
*Fun fact- you can drive into someone's home in Forked River with your car, and only receive a careless driving and failure to maintain lane ticket. Drive well, or not. You'll be featured on the Chatter either way.
"What's wrong?"
"Oh nothing, I drove through Forked River and got the cops called on me because my dog was barking, while I was setting off fireworks, blocking traffic for my Dunkin Donuts.. I ended up on the Lacey Chatter!"
"Oh nothing, I drove through Forked River and got the cops called on me because my dog was barking, while I was setting off fireworks, blocking traffic for my Dunkin Donuts.. I ended up on the Lacey Chatter!"
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Adrian: Who?
--Nick removed Adrian from the call--
Adrian: (muffled) Fuck you
Nick: Sounds like you got kicked in the river!
Adrian: Who?
--Nick removed Adrian from the call--
Adrian: (muffled) Fuck you
Nick: Sounds like you got kicked in the river!
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