bageled

When someone promises you breakfast but doesn't deliver.

Hey Steve, where's the food we were promised for this 9am meeting?

I dunno Lee, I think we got bageled.

by Snathans January 6, 2009

war bagel

A person of jewish heritage who survived the holocaust in Germany.

"Your grandparents are war bagels."

by pjiy February 26, 2009

Bagel Bitch

A man whore who sends seductive pictures of oneself doing innapropriate things with a bagel. These pictures turn many women on.

Hey did you hear about bagel bitch?

Yeah I bet he will get laid someday...

by Quackers14505 March 21, 2009

Bagel

Bagel Girl. A girl with a youthful face but a mature and curvaceous body.

Baby girl’s a bagel with her glamour body baby face.

by Jinxii March 14, 2011

bagel bite

Chick that you would only nibble on if you were desperate, opposite of a muffin snack.

I don't want to hook up with that chick, she is a total bagel bite.

by BoJenkins Maximus III November 6, 2009

bagels

exclamation concerning something related to splendor or pleasure

Person A: Did you see that shot Kobe hit last night?
Person B: Yeah, it was bagels.

by MarkLerret December 7, 2009

Bagel

A woman with an extremely worn, stretched out vagina.

Ari's mom is such a bagel.

by Pete Best October 10, 2005