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Bass Player

The person in the band who seems to always be completely tripped out and unable to do anything competently. it is always advised to leave them in the car with the window cracked open when going to the shops.
Omg! You're such a Bass Player!"
by YourMansMan November 19, 2020
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Slappin' the bass

guy 1: what the shit- what took you so long? fappin?

guy 2: eh..no. only tiny peckered fools "fap" I was Slappin' the bass.

guy 1: touche.
by MadaoxSama September 30, 2009
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Triple Bass

A bird who is totally amazing and well tupable
Look at that triple bass!!! She is amazing
by Phil yer pants Macefield September 26, 2003
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Largemouth Bass

Shoving ones fist in ones anal cavity causing that person to make a face that resembles that of a largemounth Bass.
We were going at in one night after work and she was looking so vulnerable on all fours I decided to give her the largemouth bass!
by BG August 19, 2003
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T-bass

When you put your scrotum in someone's ass.
My girlfriend finaly let me t-bass her last night, it took alot of lube but we got both nuts in there.
by panouche July 13, 2010
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bass-sexual

a guy or girl who plays the 5-string bass and cant make up their mind whether or not they want 4 or 6 strings. so theyre half bassist half guitarist, hence the bass-sexual
Wardle: Dude that guy owns on bass!

Alice: Nahh, he aint a bassist. Hes a bass-sexual.

Erm, the guitarist lost one of his strings. And one of his tuning keys as well by the looks of it.
by BassChick August 11, 2009
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Bass Camp

A week spent as SPU sumo wrestling, gambling, excelent food, and sometimes playing the upright bass. It usually happens the same week as cheer camp, ballet camp, or high school nurse in training camp.
I went to bass camp and it changed my life
by ChuckDC August 3, 2008
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