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older than baseball 

Used to describe a person, place, or thing that is so old that it can be facetiously described as being older than baseball (circa 1846).
"Joe Paterno needs to quit as coach of Penn State."

"Yah, I know. That dude's older than baseball."

West Iredell Baseball 

Full of over confident "Baseball players" whose fathers pay their way through every season. 70 percent of this baseball team are complete douchebags. The other 30 percent are badasses. The coaching staff consists of one midget, one jew, and one arian nazi. The jew is the only one that is truely hated by all baseball players.
1) The jew coach quit his job because of hot temperatures during the West Iredell Baseball game.
2) The jew coach was beaten by a arian ex West Iredell Baseball player

Las Vegas Rattlers Baseball 

The Las Vegas Rattlers are the worst team in Las Vegas. Anyone on the team or involved with the Rattlers should consider themselves an asshole. The Ratllers are a team filled with losers and rejects. The guy running the team should do everyone a favor and quit playing baseball.
The Las Vegas Rattlers SUCK!

If your on the Rattlers, your a fuckin pussy.

If you play for the Las Vegas Rattlers Baseball team, you suck.

modern baseball 

when two guys are doing the same girl, and clap their balls together
"dude, me and my brother played modern baseball with this freaky chick last night"

boner baseball 

The sport of baseball but instead of a baseball bat the erect penis is used. Those with larger boners are more likely to get make bases. No pun intended.
"Anyone wanna play boner baseball?"
"Sure!"

Bloody Foot Baseball 

A genre of baseball played with mini equipment and no shoes and/or socks
Hey dude wanna drop in and get a round of bloody foot baseball under are belts?

Ya dew