He has put his plod (penis) in her lala (virgina).
Will: So, what did Joseph do last night with Mary?
Joe: He parked his car in her barn.
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Barnes

When you need to borrow £10 or a ''tenner'' from a friend.

In reference to Alan Barnes donating £10 to the woman who raised a few hundred thousand for him and then received a bill stating she had to pay somewhere around £7,000. Our young local hero Alan give her a tenner for her troubles. Top lad.
Can you help me out mate?

Yeah what is it bro?

I'm skint at the moment, can you lend me a Barnes?
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Barnes

To describe a complete moron, or a moronic action.
"This kid is Barnes'd up over there, you see what he just did?"
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Barn Door

A way to describe the shape of a forehead from the shape of their hairline. Usually, women of European descent have a hairline that outlines a barn door.
"David was amazed by that barn door."
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Barn doors

Big ol' vagina lips, so big that they may impede upon the pleasure and/or effectiveness of sexual intercourse.
Tristan: "Did you end up getting with that girl?"
Tyler: "Yeah but she had a pair of barn doors, I could barely fit it in and I got rope burn."
Tristan:: "That bitch!"
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barn busted

The act of destroying a toilet w a massive dump that sprays and splatters
After 12 beers and Taco Bell…I busted down the bathroom door at 7-11 and barn busted the dump hole.
by Lapdog83 July 27, 2022
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