banchego

1. An cheese of unknown origin.

2. Greetings given to fellow employees that do not want to be at work that day.

3. response given when a stupid statement was made or a stupid question is asked.

4. a response given when agreeing with someone else when a stupid statemet is made or a stupid question was asked.

1. hey what kind of cheese is that? i dont know, banchego?

2. banchego my brother

by sysops666 October 25, 2010

batchelor's bankroll

A folded over stack of cash consisting of a large number of $1 bills with a $20, $50 or $100 bill on the outside so the bearer appears to have a wad of large denomination bills.

I tried to pay for drinks out of my batchelor's bankroll, but the waitress cock blocked me by counting the singles when I gave them to her.

or

person 1: Dude, you shouldn't flash that much cash, man.

person 2: Don't worry, it's a batchelor's bankroll.

by Farquad Arnot December 6, 2009

bacheloritis

A single straight adult male who lives alone and makes very minimal effort or no effort to cook and/or clean.

My brother always goes out to eat, and his apartment has a 2-inch-thick layer of dust on everything. He definitely suffers from bacheloritis.

by averycopeland December 12, 2013

Bachel

to be a bachelor; to live the lifestyle of a bachelor.

Tom has been bacheling ever since he and June divorced in 2012. Yeah, bacheling. You know, like being a bachelor? All right whatever I'll just make an urbandictionary entry for it. Yes, I've been bacheling for a while too. You can tell, can't you. Whatever.

by bachelorforlyfe September 12, 2016

Blanche

A Blanche is a Cassandra constantly bemoaning life's hardships, but to no avail as few are listening. Things will continue as they are. Thus, in turn making Blanche a buffoon of sorts. Though an amusing one. Blanche is innocent, but misguided. A knave.

Scene: " Officer, I can't believe you're issuing me a ticket for driving in the 'car pool lane', I didn't know." The officer's response would be, "But you are, Blanche".

by CXMAN October 25, 2017

bachelor blight

The condition that happens to the living space of any bachelor. Characterized by piled papers on the table, dirty dishes on the sink and laundry everywhere except for where it should be.

I have to go home and deal with the bachelor blight in my apartment before friends show up.

by Anon October 29, 2007

blanchette

noun; meaning a highly offensive and mildly retarded person of uncertain ethnicity.

Did you see that smelly hobo walk by? What a blanchette!

by Likethemapples November 4, 2013