awkward goat

Awkward goat is basically a awkward human who owns a dog that looks like a goat. There is a whole cult of awkward goats on the gram. And mama goat of the cult is Divija bhasin. All hail the mama goat!

Mann, that chick was a total awkward goat.

by Sanjumehta November 26, 2021

Awkward Nightmare

A dream that does not illicit fear but an extremely uncomfortable feeling. Similar to that feeling of being in a crowded room of loud boisterous foreigners asking for directions and not knowing the language or able to find the exit.

(From my husband whom is not a pilot woke up and said...)
"I don't want to fly planes anymore, I've been flying them all day this is such an awkward nightmare" (...before falling back to sleep)

by Baldwinning September 27, 2012

Awkward slurp

The Awkward slurp is that moment whilst out in a group when it suddenly gets a awkward silence you feel the need to sip a bit of your drink to try and 'pass the awks moment' but then make it more awkward because every sips there drink at the same time...

Brody. Well down for tonight looking good...

Aven. Yeah dude check all these chicks out

Brody. I know man im all over it tonight

Damien. Ha Aven isn't Brody, how is it going with Chelsea anyway Aven

Aven. We split up 2 weeks ago..

.......awkward silence.......

Brody,Aven,Damien..... (Awkward Slurp)

by IAMKINGHERO October 18, 2011

Awkward Goodbyer

When a fuckboy doesn't know how to say goodbye

Sara told Bobby he was an awkward goodbyer. Being the fuckboy he is, Bobby said, "I gotcha. I'll work on that shit." Only to never intend on working on it...

by bleachitaway January 6, 2017

awkward pocket

a pocket on a girl's shirt right on or next to her boob.

girl: eww, mark is so creepy, he tried to reach into my awkward pocket!

by agirl6765 December 13, 2012

Awkward turtle

The appearance of micropenis on an especially obese male. It looks like a turtle that is too socially awkward to come out of its shell.

I saw an awkward turtle in the locker room. Made me feel a lot better about myself.

by Wandering_Hammer August 1, 2021

Awkward Ass

Name Charlie Chaplin called a brick thrower.

Brick Thrower: *throws bricks*
Charlie Chaplin: Awkward Ass.

by niggadreww September 8, 2006