Awkward turtle

The appearance of micropenis on an especially obese male. It looks like a turtle that is too socially awkward to come out of its shell.

I saw an awkward turtle in the locker room. Made me feel a lot better about myself.

by Wandering_Hammer August 1, 2021

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awkward convo

conversations over texts that consists a lot of the 😂 emoji and texts like "wyd" "nmu" "nothing #loner4life😂" "haha sameeee😂" ...don't act like you don't know what I am talking about

person 1: heeyyyy you were texting Jake?(;
person 2: yeah but it was just like awkward convos

by Not Putting My Real Name May 14, 2016

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Awkward-Titson

A woman that always finds herself in extremely awkward situations.

Wow that person likes to 3rd wheel for fun they are an awkward-Titson

by abcdefghijklmnopenis January 21, 2015

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A dream that does not illicit fear but an extremely uncomfortable feeling. Similar to that feeling of being in a crowded room of loud boisterous foreigners asking for directions and not knowing the language or able to find the exit.

(From my husband whom is not a pilot woke up and said...)
"I don't want to fly planes anymore, I've been flying them all day this is such an awkward nightmare" (...before falling back to sleep)

by Baldwinning September 27, 2012

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Awkward Goodbyer

When a fuckboy doesn't know how to say goodbye

Sara told Bobby he was an awkward goodbyer. Being the fuckboy he is, Bobby said, "I gotcha. I'll work on that shit." Only to never intend on working on it...

by bleachitaway January 6, 2017

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