Leo and Johnny just went on a seven day bender last week and missed all of their classes!!
That’s crazy bro, my friends named leo and johnny do the same thing! They must both have alcoholism!
That’s crazy bro, my friends named leo and johnny do the same thing! They must both have alcoholism!
by ballsparklers February 05, 2025
We can cure it today... We had the solution all along... Trannies... Just... It's just trannies... They're the alcoholic's natural enemy... Just think... Alcohol is exactly how the get you with the ol' tricky Nixon... 2 am comes around and that broad shouldered chick with the Adam's apple ain't looking too bad...
Hym "The only thing I love more that 'being right' and 'hatred' is my arch-nemesis being wrong! I guess you DON'T need a religious experience to stop people from drinking, huh Jordan? You just need to put trannies on all of the beer cans. There goes your 'We can't just give people money! They'll buy beer!' Not if there is a tranny face on it! Alcoholism solved! Now all we have to do is get ALL of the beer companies to put trannies on their beer. We can save them Jordan. We can save every alcoholic on the planet today. All you have to do is release me... Release me and I'll convince them... We can stop alcoholism over night"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2023
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1.) a way to include Alcohol in the same category as Drugs
2.) to be used in place of 'Drugs and Alcohol'
1.) a way to include Alcohol in the same category as Drugs
2.) to be used in place of 'Drugs and Alcohol'
by TheTallestPsychonaut December 21, 2021
by Vadaldus January 19, 2022
A variant of the coffee date
The kind of date you take someone on if you're not sure if they would agree to having sex together.
It's well known that alcohol clouds judgement.
An analogy of this would be that alcohol dates are to real dates what using candy to bait children is to actually letting your own kids get in the van by themselves.
The kind of date you take someone on if you're not sure if they would agree to having sex together.
It's well known that alcohol clouds judgement.
An analogy of this would be that alcohol dates are to real dates what using candy to bait children is to actually letting your own kids get in the van by themselves.
"Do you think you're gonna score tonight with Julia?"
"Not really. I'll probably make an alcohol date out of it."
"Good idea, just make sure she has enough alcohol in her body before you start making advances. Wouldn't want you to get sued again like last time."
"Not really. I'll probably make an alcohol date out of it."
"Good idea, just make sure she has enough alcohol in her body before you start making advances. Wouldn't want you to get sued again like last time."
by Nobelus December 23, 2016
Alcohol that you acquire throughout your work day, preferably delivered to you, that will be ready to drink the second you are home from or done work.
Ah man I have so much work to do... I'll order some motivation alcohol and see if that helps me get stuff done.
by edgar is the one in the hole July 21, 2020