1. Weird mother fucking things from outer space that try and lay eggs inside of you so they can form more aliens that rip your stomach open and come out so they can lay more motherfucking eggs and kill a bunch of people. They are shiny and black with no eyes, 2 mouths, a bunch of fucking teeth, weird spindly things coming out of their back. When you see one fucking run bitch!
2. The movie
2. The movie
by Unladylike Bitches May 18, 2021
Get the Alienmug. Instead of saying god say four aliens, because according to atheists thats how we, humans, were created, or one theory anyway
by astounding February 14, 2003
Get the 4 aliensmug. The practice of improving a microwave by creating a concoction in a large coffee jar of a few large turds; take a shit in the jar or scoop it in, the former is better than the latter as it doesn’t leave scoop marks. Then fill the jar with piss (you may need more than one person here unless you have a full bladder).
Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.
Add to an enemy’s microwave, put on full power and walk away.
The resulting explosion will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.
Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.
Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.
Add to an enemy’s microwave, put on full power and walk away.
The resulting explosion will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.
Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.
That landlord didn’t give me my deposit back so I popped an alien’s brain in the microwave and bid him a good day.
by Rigobert Song July 29, 2023
Get the Alien’s Brainmug. 
by Skeletard September 23, 2022
Get the Alien Bloodmug.