alan

super extremely hot sexy guy that everyone finds attractive. also known as “aloonamoon”. all
his friends want to fuck him so god damn bad but he kindly says no everytime. all the girls fall for him and want to suck his 20 incher.alan is the coolest guy you’ll ever meet but he’ll be shy at first 🗿 please follow @alanbsantamaria

jesus christ he was such an alan at the party.

by aloonamoon October 16, 2019

Alan

A guy that is in love with Niki. He's amazing and funny, but does NOT belong to Noah.

See over there? That's Alan.

by Nikighdo February 6, 2021

Alan

A nice person with an absolute SHLONG and will DEMOLISH your ***hole

Person 1:Alan is very nice but have you seen “The SHLONG”
Person 2:No never, Are the Rumors real, is it really 8 inches?

by bigboishlongpapiV November 23, 2021

Alan Lee

Cannot say slut or whore without stuttering. His best friend is an Isaac and is known to have a horse cock and can make really fucking good sandwiches.

Friend: let's break u out of u shell. Say slut
Alan Lee: no ur gon say I'm misogynistic
Friend: I won't I promise
Alan: www hh ... Orr.. ee

by NoodycAn September 27, 2025

Alan Browne

Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women

Wow alan Browne is pretty hot ngl

by Nintabo November 16, 2020

Alan

a good friend. just dont gift him any games then ask for them beck when he says hes not going to play them. he will eventually.

Alan is a good friend.

by WhyAreWeStillHere? May 5, 2022

Alan Browne

Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women.

Wow that guy is so hot he must be Alan Browne *proceeds to die of horniness*

by Nintabo November 16, 2020