Assisted Patriotism

When you snitch on Lightskin’s

I went to court today and did some Assisted Patriotism.

by AntiLightskin September 16, 2025

vaccon assistant

one who performs all of the finishing work on vaccon water tanks while the general stands by and watches. Specific assistant duties include flame treating, drilling holes, trimming flash, bagging, wrapping, and impact testing.

Donnell: Man I havent seen you all day what are you up to.
Jermaine: I have been busy...I am the vaccon assistant.
Nelson: Quietly agrees and laughs at his desk

by Mystery Dictionary February 17, 2010

Partner Assisted PT

The physical training that occurs during sexual intercourse.

Joe asked Sally if she'd like to engage in some partner assisted PT.

by Kingdicktheasshole February 27, 2012

duty assistant

A person employed by a shopping complex who (according to management) only walk around the centre doing nothing else but talking to retailers, walking around in pairs and moaning about the higher management because they want their staff to become uniform and robotic. They are often unkempt with manly beards and/or eccentric hair styles.

There goes that duty assistant talking to the ice cream stand staff again, he/she has been for 20 seconds and that's far too long. Why are we employing these people?

by Subarashí March 1, 2015

teachers assistant

Basically someone who runs around doing the teacher's dirty work. Otherwise known as "ta"

"Oh, I forgot to grade the tests... My teachers assistants will do it for me!"

by Swimminginthedeepbluesea October 12, 2015

hole assist

When your dick can't handle anymore asshole so you gotta tag your friend in for help to finish the job.

This dude wants to keep fucking but I have a limp dick. Can I get a hole assist?

by CorgiFarts June 4, 2017

aim assist

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by LOLITSALEEX September 24, 2017