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The best junior high school of Grand Bahama, ranging from grade 7-9 and provides a good environment, good students and most importantly, a good education.
Mom: I wanna send you to Sister Mary Patricia Russell Junior High.

Son: Why?

Mom: It's the best junior high school.

Son: But mom, I wanna go Jacks.

Mom: YOU WILL GO TO SISTER MARY, OR YOU'RE GROUNDED!

Son: Fine.
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Russell

Cute, funny, great soccer player, and a amazing person
I like Russell
by 0203__<3so May 8, 2018
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Russell

Russell is an okay peron but he says hi and complains if you cant hear him like get over it buddy 🙄, he likes to wait for lunch all day. Hes fine sometimes tho
Russell is such a fatty (only kidding)
by ehwiwjfbsksjdjsjs May 28, 2024
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Russel Wiki

The worst and most biased Fandom wiki in the entire world. Formerly called the Philippine Television Wiki, it is filled with stupid kids and is much worse than the Lost Media Archive, Wikipedia itself, and even Uncyclopedia. It's supposed to be not fanon and they don't say it is, but it is, and these kids want to marry Miss Universe PH candidates (coincidentally, Miss Universe used to be owned by Donald Trump, as in the pedo, from 1996 to 2015), and even put their names as co-hosts of show "returns".

The old version of the wiki, the Philippine Television Wiki, is still up and even worse because it covers serious topics like religious organization Ang Dating Daan (the current version only has an article of the Bubble Gang parody Ang Dating Doon) and even the PH Senate's building, which they are hoaxing as the new "location of EatBulaga".

They even vandalize Wikipedia on PHTV show articles, for example like "wowowee", "Family Kwarta/Kuwarta o Kahon" and "Pilipinas : Win na Win", and add in Miss Universe PH candidates as co-hosts, even though they aren't.

They say all the shows now air on RPN9 (which is now RPTV and airs nothing but Asap, EatBulaga, Batang Quaipo, and many other crap) and IBC13 (which is now a government network that airs nothing but government shit).
I went to the Russel Wiki today and edited it back to true information, but these kids revert it back to hoax information
by Thanks, obama. August 27, 2025
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Russell branding

When a celebrity or somewhat relevant figure -usually right-leaning - suddenly starts to promote Christian teachings after having shown no interest, or even disdain, towards religion in the past.

This is usually done as some form of preparation for damage control when expecting some kind of sexual assault/abuse allegation or lawsuit to be incoming.
"You heard Joe Rogan has been seen going to church lately?"
"Uh-oh, he must be russell branding"
by hp lolcraft May 31, 2025
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Russell

“Josh’s Josh russelled Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh”-Josh Joshed
by Joshrussellnotfound June 29, 2024
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Russell

If you know someone with this name, Russell, count yourself lucky. They are totally awesome dudes. They are smart, dedicated, honest, talented, fun, wise, goofy, dorky, nerdy, funny, sexy, caring, romantic, thoughtful, tender AND cute. They make the best husbands!

It means Red haired and fox like. So if you meet a ginger named Russell, well that’s just like, luckier than finding a unicorn pooping a four leaf clover under a horseshoe help up by a leprechaun!

Also, well, they are almost always very well endowed so there’s that.

If you meet a Russell, you should never, and I repeat, never ever let them go. They should be a permanent fixture in your life as a friend, member of your framily or lover. TRUST!
Russell is the sexiest name, and they are are always so hot!
by Sexy manwich April 12, 2021
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