What you scream at people, during Halloween, when they don't give you candy. It is also a creative insult to use when you cannot think of a good comeback.
The adult hands an apple to the children who were out trick-or-treating.
"MONKEY WIPE!" the child screams.
"MONKEY WIPE!" the child screams.
by Silver March 21, 2005

After being fucked in the ass and taking a giant dump, the sorority girl made sure to finish her wiping with a vanity wipe.
by Joesmoe April 22, 2007

by Crackrock April 7, 2003

A financial term that describes the process of laundering money across a project's total price in an attempt to hide expensive single components (refer Pink Elephant). Which, as a result of its own complexity, makes each individual component impossible for the 'spray and wiper' to either justify or explain. See also Poofter Chook for a description of the outcome.
Hey Gabe, the price of those engineers is way too high! You'll have to Spray and Wipe their wraps.
Customer: Why is the price of that equipment so high this year compared to next year?
Contractor: Ah it must be because, umm, I'll have to get back to you..... This is a classic Poofter Chook outcome of the Spray and Wipe.
Customer: Why is the price of that equipment so high this year compared to next year?
Contractor: Ah it must be because, umm, I'll have to get back to you..... This is a classic Poofter Chook outcome of the Spray and Wipe.
by Singapore Frosty July 9, 2010

"yo dude you should clean wipe those porn tabs" "why?" "cause your mom going to check your phone later"
by Cloudsy May 13, 2020

by Juicestus January 17, 2020

by AMan The Man January 21, 2016
