To Julia Howard something is when someone milks an accident they were involved in for attention or for a pass on something.
Store manager: "Ma'am I'm going to have to ask you to leave, you can't peel a banana and eat it without paying for it."
Sarah: "I got hit by a car! Do you think it's okay to bully a cripple?!"
Store manager: "Stop Julia Howarding and leave before I call the cops."
Or
Sarah: "That reminds me of the time I got hit by a car and broke most of the bones in my body. I'm so lucky to be alive-"
Chris: "Did I ask?"
Jeff: "Don't mind her, she's just Julia Howarding. That happened two years ago and she never shuts up about it. For fucks sake, we were talking about croissants, how is that even relevant?"
Sarah: "I got hit by a car! Do you think it's okay to bully a cripple?!"
Store manager: "Stop Julia Howarding and leave before I call the cops."
Or
Sarah: "That reminds me of the time I got hit by a car and broke most of the bones in my body. I'm so lucky to be alive-"
Chris: "Did I ask?"
Jeff: "Don't mind her, she's just Julia Howarding. That happened two years ago and she never shuts up about it. For fucks sake, we were talking about croissants, how is that even relevant?"
by Vixenne July 12, 2021
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by Mamasfungers August 19, 2021
Same as a lumpy Jack, except it is when a man is fucking a girl in the anus and shoves his balls into the girl's asshole.
by Punk Rodgers May 19, 2009
Person who is gonna make it to the olympics one day!!! Also is very pretty! Funkiest person alive. And very smart. 59 second fast
by blahblah122 February 25, 2010
FAKE BITCH. takes all the guys, plays with their feelings. shes a really pretty fuckgirl. she acts so fake, don't befriend her. just don't! she thinks shes the best, but honestly shes a fuckiing biattch.
by annonymousperson101 December 11, 2017
A beautiful, talented, and fucking awesome actress, WHO'S LIPS ARE PERFECT. She stars in Pretty Woman, Notting Hill, Step Mom, Runaway Bride, Eat Pray Love, and SO MANY MORE. If you don't like her, get a life.
Ronny: Hey! Did you see that new movie with Julia Roberts in it?!"
Tory: "YEAH I DID! IT WAS AWESOME!"
Tory: "YEAH I DID! IT WAS AWESOME!"
by Mars&Jupitar August 15, 2010