Turtle Nest

When a man comes out of a hot shower and his testicles shrivels up into a turtle nest”.

Yum this shower was pretty good eh jimmy, my balls started to turtle nest.

by paczkiXDDDDDDDDDDDD January 11, 2019

turtle top

When your mom climbs up to ride and accidentally crushes you

Daquan: Get that ass up here mom
*Mom tries but smashes Daquan*
Daquan: Damn ma! Why you gotta turtle top me like that?!

by Thirsty-Mah April 4, 2017

Book turtle

Some one who is so scared of people they hide behind books

Adriana is such a book turtle, she never goes to any lit parties.

by Jam&Toast November 6, 2017

Sea turtle

An athlete who is very old but still competitive in their sport. They often put off retirement as long as possible and seem to have the same several hundred year lifespan of a sea turtle, hence the name. Even after retirement they may still be identified as a sea turtle. Examples include Kobe Bryant, Tim Duncan, and Peyton Manning.

Man, I can't believe Tim Duncan is still playing. Dude is definitely a sea turtle.

by TheRealJake June 30, 2016

Turtle Bitching

To take forever to get ready to leave, usually for a party, when everyone else is waiting.

Liz, quit turtle bitching! Get your ass out the door NOW!

by Ginger Kitten April 12, 2011

tony turtle

The most adorable innocent cute charming person on this planet also known as tony perry the guitarist for the glorious bands Pierce the veil :)

PTV fan1:why is tony turtle so fucking cute
PTV fan2: because he is the cutest man alive simple

by ;-; I'm awkward AF ;-; March 26, 2018

Mexican Turtle

The act of pulling back the foreskin of a penis and pouring hotsauce on it before replacing the foreskin to its original position.

Yo this baddie gave me a mexican turtle last night!

Bro... have you tried the #mexicanturtlechallenge

by Hoescravejayy January 19, 2018