A small and ugly sloth who enjoys watching coyotes dominate everyone around them. Often forces individuals to engage in philosophical discussions without their consent in order to screw with their minds. Avoid at all costs if you want to maintain your sanity.
by Massive coyote November 28, 2017
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by Godly Person 1646812374 November 30, 2017
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by youcantseememytimeisnow March 10, 2017
Get the Jake mug.A guy that thinks he is good at everything. Usually tries to get girls but never works out. They think they are better than everyone but it gets them no where. The kinda guy that gets beat up. Jakes usual suck at sports and get shamed in front of everyone then just go home or leave. Don't belong on the top of the group, belong more toward the bottom where the scrubs are.
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3. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.
by Jake toolman June 17, 2018
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