Douche-Le-Bag

Someone who annoys you in the middle of class but you're trying to be "proper" about your frustration.

Sara said to Gabe: "Natalie is such a douche-le-bag."

by bootybuttthreethousand November 10, 2022

supa-cula-fagelistic-expela-douch-bag

slut, whore, me, bitch, stuck up, idiot, dip shit, emo hater, monkey mans, banana peels, cunts, people who don't lyk coffee and the most amazing fraze from the awesomest show ever The Wedge!

chick1: OMG, meg is such a supa-cula-fagelistic-expela-douch-bag.

chick2: OMG, chick1 you are soo like, right, i mean just cos i got my wedding dress for lyk, 10 dollars from a oppshop, like, to her it means im like cheap, it still don't mean im a supa-cala-fagalistic-expela-douch-bag, do it?!

by ~*~ Sweet poisoN ~*~ August 20, 2006

douche-to-go-bag

Instead of a douche-bag, a douche-to-go-bag is the equivalent of a food douche, a man who feels the need to criticize your food choices, act as a food connoisseur, and claim to know the best places, therefore making him a huge snotty douche.

Jacob was insulting the restaurant I picked, by the end of the night, he was a douche-to-go-bag

by somefunnypersonwhomakesdefinit September 3, 2009

Douche Bag

A fantacy football player who gloats about his large points lead despite the fact it was achieved through luck and no real drafting skill.

The leage commissioner of NY Fantacy football in Mahopac NY is a Douche Bag

by takadirtnap December 15, 2010

Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.

Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.

by The Wrench October 21, 2012

douche bag

everyone else listing the definition for douche bag and making absolutely no sense at all.

Man, all these people are total douche bags.

by steph110884 March 12, 2010

Douche bag drive by

When the laziest most worthless person in the office walks with purpose and sighing around the office so everyone know they are there.

Did you see John do the douche bag drive by around the perimeter .

by pettyblue72 September 12, 2022