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humble dump

the action by which a guy who wants to break up with his girl does so by convincing her to break up with him. he will grow gradually cold and distant until his girl gets annoyed and dumps him.

many guys who use this tactic believe it is more tactful or easier than outright breaking up with a girl.
“so did say you wanted to break up with her?”
“nah i had to humble dump her so i wouldn’t hurt her feelings
by the great auk September 16, 2018
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comfort dump

Pooping just enough to relieve your rectum from being in pain. A Comfort Dump may be used to squeeze out just enough poo so as to relieve discomfort or to buy time until the pooper can make it home or to a more comfortable setting for a truly satisfying dymp.
I took a quick road side comfort dump until I could make it home to unload a real poo.
by RealDollParts February 11, 2017
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hippo dump

the act of taking a giant shit on one chest after sex in order to create an exotic feel to perck the nipples
son: hey mom why are dads nipples really hard and why does he smell ?

mom: nothing we just had a hippo dump
by !kidflash! October 20, 2011
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communal dump

Everyone in a community stands together in a circle holding hands, bending over, and they all take a dump at the same time. However, pants are mandatory.
Alyssa loves to participate in Communal Dumps.
by Big Boodith Judith June 13, 2017
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Titanic Dump

When you take a dump and the piece of shit is so long that it comes way out of the water - then breaks in half and falls under the water - just like the Titanic sinking
I just took a Titanic Dump. It was long as shit
by The Swedish Firefighter December 28, 2020
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Raunchy Dump

A term used to describe bathroom war stories. It can also be described as bad smelling, soft, multi-colored fecal matter that exits the anus in a slow and painful manner. It can also exit in multiple small pieces that sting your anus and pull on your anal hair, thus leaving fecal matter in your anal hair and hardening like glue. Making it extremely painful to wipe. If you have recurring stomach aches after having a "Raunchy Dump", contact your doctor immediately.
Our buddy Lucas, had a raunchy dump last night. The ambulance had to rescue him around one in the morning. We are awaiting health status information.
by poo hed mcgee March 14, 2014
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Dump a clip

Matthew: Do you think Alec and Brittany will hook up tonight?
Francisco: Yes, he will definitely dump a clip before midnight.
by Milk Machine April 30, 2021
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