Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman who is actively menstruating.

Count Humpula doesn't care about Aunt Flo. He'll hit it raw.

by AmadeuS469 October 6, 2022

it's the thought that counts

used to indicate that it is the kindness behind an act that matters, however imperfect or insignificant the act may be.

"when people give you things that you don't want, you must remember that it's the thought that counts"

by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024

Body count

Penetrative sexual partners

What’s your body count?

by Hjksi January 25, 2025

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

What you say when your friend, Eren, does something gay with his socks on.

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

by frankenen February 24, 2024

God count

The number of a random thing that you will never know, only a god could know by watching

“I really wish I knew what my god count was for how many strangers found me attractive”

“Bro, you’re lucky if it’s 3”

by Night Monkey December 10, 2021

Jesus Velazquez Rodriguez Are The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

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😱:Jesus Velazquez Rodriguez Are The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

Count Grishnach

A leader of trolls from Tolkien's Ring trilogy.

A quirky old curmudgeonly bag of bones. What he lacks in teeth he makes up for with extrajudicious use of his tongue. His love of sleeping is surpassed only by his great love of eating which is so legendary it could be a lost fable of Aesop; such is his hunger that he will swallow whole an object half his length, his health and multi thousand dollar vet bills be damned. The more he eats the faster he barfs it back up though.

That Count Grishnach really fooled you! While you were in the bathroom he won his own hot dog eating contest and then barfed.

by Lord Grimm November 23, 2021