Joel Cook

A very small minded person who consistently lies about the size of his penis and tries to pay male prostitutes for sexual favors.

I went to have sex with this guy the other day and he Joel cooked me on his size.

by The wise And All Knowing August 24, 2019

Cook Krang

Cooking a large amount of ground red meat.

I don't have time to spend all afternoon cooking batches of this beef so I'm just going to cook Krang.

by SteamboatJoe May 14, 2022

cooked pig

A sex position in which a woman sits back on all fours with an apple in her mouth, as if to look like a cooked pig, while the man penetrates her from behind.

Tonight, Claire and I are doing the cooked pig! I got like nine apples!

by Mstr42 November 13, 2015

bussy cooking

an expression used to refer to incredibly passionate or rough gay sex.

damn, it's so hard to sleep while my roommate and his boyfriend are bussy cooking in the room next to me.

by bussy_lover November 28, 2021

Cooking Tree

The Best Cooking Youtuber alongside Nino's Home who known for nice recipes

Kim Searches "How to make great Recipes" on Google
Results: Cooking Tree
Kim: Nice

by Hyebun1 May 24, 2021

devon cook

Devon cook is a very sweet and kind boy who would never hurts someone . He's really dreamy and would make the perfect boyfriend or best friend he will always try to cheer you up on you worst days he's the perfect guy to know

devon cook is the perfect guy to know .

by Gaffney hester June 02, 2021

cooking companions

A Psychological horror game by deer dream studios where you are trapped in a cabin with two gays and two lesbians and you gotta cook your companions

Bitch: Have you heard of that game called Cooking Companions?
Hoe: Yeah, I decided to fuck that red-headed lesbian and eat the others
Bitch: ...

by Gumi Wamu October 13, 2023