text zombie

anyone wandering aimlessly through a crowd paying more attention to their texts than to who is directly around them.

That text zombie just bumped into me and didnt even look up from their phone.

by fingerbang134 August 8, 2010

zombie weapons

Any of the famous USAF flight destined UAV electronic GPS guided ICBM (Intercontinetal Ballistic Missile) breed remote launch vehicles chosen to carry an array of selection given size of long distance targets within range from air, sea or land based systems. One zombie weapon may carry one dozen war heads at a time if necessary to destroy multiple local targets.

Afghan and Pakistani Al-Queda forces found a new secret hideout to plan terror and the US has the remote location coordinates and meeting time decides to resort to zombie weapons to spoil the party. BOOM! BANG!

by djsee4 February 11, 2010

Timmy Zombie

Term used by older gamers to describe immature or younger gamers who will be caught going Away From Keyboard (AFK) or Away From Controller (AFC) to try and farm credits in online multiplayer video games. The name Timmy is a reference to the South Park character of the same name. Zombie comes from the fact that the character will literally stand there like a zombie for much if not all of the entire game, then move on to haunt another multiplayer match set up automatically by the game.

I was playing Halo Reach last night and came across two Timmy Zombies in Firefight.

by sensfaninoh December 29, 2010

Zombie Brain

A mindless creature, especially one that plays League of Legends, they have no idea what they are doing and are lost in life most of the time. If you ask them a question, they will completely ignore you because they have a Zombie Brain.

"SP, what are you doing, why are you taking blue while we are taking dragon, do you have a Zombie Brain?!?!?!!?"

by NWAwalrus June 25, 2022

Bloody zombie

When you have sex with a girl on her period, get your dick really bloody, then cram it in her asshole.

My girl was getting freaky on her period, so I gave her that bloody zombie. That did the trick!

by Malone dick November 2, 2013

Simp Zombie

A slow stupid ignorant one sided “dead” person mainly men who tend to take the highway, half of the time, the other hand they are sneaky, clever and of course love to eat brains

Attack of the simp zombies

by Yehosher November 28, 2021

Hollywood Zombie

A person who is high as fuck on Hollywood Boulevard.

Oh shit the Hollywood Zombies are out!

by theguythatlivesineriepa May 3, 2020