by Perchpike January 06, 2012
When you get hard and/or are being shaved by your farmer/master and get sexual feelings toward him/her. Usually happens at the point in your sheepy life at the age of adolescence. Cotton Boners are natural things and should not be ridiculed or made fun of.
"Do you see Jimmy's Cotton Boner? It's HUGE!"
"Son, Cotton Boners are natural, don't worry about it"
"Dude! Quit shaving me I think I'm getting a Cotton Boner!"
"I fuck sheep..."
"Son, Cotton Boners are natural, don't worry about it"
"Dude! Quit shaving me I think I'm getting a Cotton Boner!"
"I fuck sheep..."
by SheepsHaveBigDicks January 29, 2012
Hot guy or girl Hey! You look cute ;)
CatGirl * blushes * Th..ank you * gets tail boner *
Hot guy or girl : Did you just get a Tail boner?
Catgirl: NO BAKA!
CatGirl * blushes * Th..ank you * gets tail boner *
Hot guy or girl : Did you just get a Tail boner?
Catgirl: NO BAKA!
by Anime gaming Japanese January 28, 2020
LOOKING AT AN ERECT PENIS INTENSELY, IN COMPLETE AWE AND ADORATION OF ITS BEAUTY.
SPENDING HOURS LOOKING AT ERECT DICKS; AROUSED BY THE SIGHT OF ERECT DICKS TO THE POINT OF BEING DICKNOTIZED.
"Bro, I just spent 8 hours boner gazing and masturbating."
SPENDING HOURS LOOKING AT ERECT DICKS; AROUSED BY THE SIGHT OF ERECT DICKS TO THE POINT OF BEING DICKNOTIZED.
"Bro, I just spent 8 hours boner gazing and masturbating."
by Fully Rigid January 16, 2014
When you inhale copious amounts of nicotine via the devils usb causing immediate arousal which results in a rock hard stiffy
by LeroyNoobykins June 06, 2019
When something in your shirt or hoodie make a boner shape on your shoulder.This can be done with a stick or other rod shaped object.
by Annoying smartass March 12, 2018
by djangles April 25, 2014