no wipe shit

Where you go on an all corn diet for 5 days, and when you take shit you dont wipe. You later film your boxers 2 hours later looking for shit stains.

Dan took a no wipe shit man, i just lost my bet.

by Mickhick95 June 18, 2011

vanity wipe

Wiping your ass with kleenex after a taking a big shit and wiping with regular tiolet paper.

After being fucked in the ass and taking a giant dump, the sorority girl made sure to finish her wiping with a vanity wipe.

by Joesmoe April 22, 2007

Wipe it down

phrase used to acknoledge the completion of anything

C.R.: "I just smoked my last jiga"
Vic: "Wipe it down"

by Crackrock April 7, 2003

Clean Wipe

When your mom is about to check your phone so you wipe everything bad on it

"yo dude you should clean wipe those porn tabs" "why?" "cause your mom going to check your phone later"

by Cloudsy May 13, 2020

Spray and Wipe

A financial term that describes the process of laundering money across a project's total price in an attempt to hide expensive single components (refer Pink Elephant). Which, as a result of its own complexity, makes each individual component impossible for the 'spray and wiper' to either justify or explain. See also Poofter Chook for a description of the outcome.

Hey Gabe, the price of those engineers is way too high! You'll have to Spray and Wipe their wraps.

Customer: Why is the price of that equipment so high this year compared to next year?

Contractor: Ah it must be because, umm, I'll have to get back to you..... This is a classic Poofter Chook outcome of the Spray and Wipe.

by Singapore Frosty July 9, 2010

Wipe his nose

Modern slang term (Verb) and means going up to someone and robbing or kiling them.

We wipe his nose, just like he had him a cold -Shotta Flow, by NLE Choppa

by Juicestus January 17, 2020

lucky butt wipe

when you wipe your butt and your finger breaks through and you get lucky

I was using some cheap toilet paper and had a lucky butt wipe

by AMan The Man January 21, 2016