Whamper

When you realize you are crying and laughing at the same time.

I was Whampering to avoid embarrassment from my half-hearted friends.

by Katz #2DsLeftHand January 5, 2018

whomstabouts

The people whomst you are with at a given time and place

-aye bro you tryna come hang right now?
-Depends, give me your whomstabouts
-It’s just me and Samson bro just come
-aight coming

by :::::Xanny_Devito::::: May 20, 2018

whampy pampy

A man too scared to take a stand. Basically a pussy. In need of pampers diapers because you fail at meeting even the slightest criteria that make you manly.

Come on you whampy pampy!! Grow some balls and tell him off for insulting your woman! Oh wait no, you can’t ...

by Ermagerrrdanthea May 15, 2018

whomst'd've'yaint'le'de'nst'd've

To say lest get this bread when you have a cock in your mouth

Whomst'd've'yaint'le'de'nst'd've dave!

by Stephen hairless November 2, 2018

Whom your wit

To temper or suppress one's outrageous humor. To suggest that one "dial it down" or "dial it back".

Annabel - "This party is intense......like camping!"

Grammarian - "Yo AB, you're out of control, you've gotta whom your wit."

by pancakestocks June 7, 2019

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt

like whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es but easier to say

Guy 1: Hey man, can you tell me whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt took my shit?

Guy 2: ...What?

by u/yanzin_fan_of_altair November 28, 2019

whoop titty

To be so physically tired that you can’t pick your big tits up to do anything.

I’ve been working so hard I’m whoop titty!

by GloryGirlSubba August 1, 2020