oscar mayer weiner

What everyone on those commercials for Oscar Mayer would really love to be

Those people on the commercial wanna be oscar mayer weiners? WTF?

by Like I'm Gonna Tell You! October 4, 2006

Waples the Weiner Wacker

One who wacks weiner.
One of extreme gayness who often looks at other dude with a sense of sexual arousement.
One who undresses other guys with his eyes.

Dude your so gay your like Waples the Weiner Wacker.
Laterrence quit being a Waples the Weiner Wacker.
Jared Mccarthy.

by Sir Waples January 18, 2010

Big Weiner Surgery

slang for any unnecessary purchase made for the sole purpose of overcompensating for insecurity

John says he's getting his truck lifted but we all know he can't afford a big weiner surgery like that.

by zomplexx March 29, 2022

Where's Waldo Weiner

A weiner so small that children look for it in books.

"Damn, that guy will never get laid with that where's waldo weiner."

by personwhodoesntgiveafuck May 29, 2015

Weiner-mobile ritual

A ritual in which a German-speaker take a Weiner sausage, attaches wheels on it and rides it, the Weiner-mobile, from Frankfurt to Bavaria while drinking beer.

Hey bro, my man Walter just performed a Weiner-mobile Ritual. I know right, he's so cool!

by Viguple September 20, 2021

small weiner clan

first you have to submit a picture to our weenie analyzers. then they look for small weiners. no veins. no blue balls. and you must donate 10k everyday

come to the small weiner clan

by UD_samboi May 4, 2022

National Weiner Day

Yesterday was National Ravioli Day, so what the hay. Endorsed by Oscar Meyer and Hillshire Farms.

National Weiner Day is the Bomb...

by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! March 21, 2019