oscar mayer weiner

What everyone on those commercials for Oscar Mayer would really love to be

Those people on the commercial wanna be oscar mayer weiners? WTF?

by Like I'm Gonna Tell You! October 05, 2006

Waples the Weiner Wacker

One who wacks weiner.
One of extreme gayness who often looks at other dude with a sense of sexual arousement.
One who undresses other guys with his eyes.

Dude your so gay your like Waples the Weiner Wacker.
Laterrence quit being a Waples the Weiner Wacker.
Jared Mccarthy.

by Sir Waples January 18, 2010

Where's Waldo Weiner

A weiner so small that children look for it in books.

"Damn, that guy will never get laid with that where's waldo weiner."

by personwhodoesntgiveafuck May 27, 2015

Sonic Weiner Method

The method of giving a woman a orgasm with a one foot hotdog from Sonic while in the Sonic bathroom.

"Wanna go to sonic?"
"Ya I heard of the new Sonic Weiner Method"
"...sounds lit (rolling eyes back into head)"

by Gregory3298 July 28, 2016

Steaming some weiners

2 or more males sitting in a hot tub with no women present.

Did you see those two dudes in the hot tub? Yea they were steaming some weiners

by Shfiftyfive August 17, 2012

Big Weiner Surgery

slang for any unnecessary purchase made for the sole purpose of overcompensating for insecurity

John says he's getting his truck lifted but we all know he can't afford a big weiner surgery like that.

by zomplexx March 29, 2022

Poopy Weiner Aids

is the definition of some stupid ass shit occurring, that makes you say, "poopy weiner aids"

"Hey mike, did you hear that tf2 isn't getting updated for at least another 25 years?" "Yeah man, that's some Poopy Weiner Aids"

by sawgmassiah July 03, 2023