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Wallet-Rape

When an object on sale is egregiously expensive, usually seen as a franchise of expensive items usually related to a hobby. The high pricings of these items gouge out the wallets of the customer, leaving a miniscule amount of cash in the rubble.
Guy 1: "Why the fuck did I start playing Warhammer 40k."
Guy 2: "What's so horrific about it?"
Guy 1: "The fucking expensive as hell mini-figures has me poor and writhing on the floor shit-vomiting. It's just Wallet-Rape. My cash is gone."
Guy 2: "Graphic description of your suffering but okay."
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Wallet Tuna

Concept invented by two young people at school, tuna in a wallet. It is a mysterious concept, highly subjective, not very objective, and hardly worthy of a concrete definition.

A tuna in a bag, defies reality, and makes us think about life, existence and consciousness.

Tuna in the wallet, in addition to a tuna, and a wallet, is something else.
And that something more is what you want it to be.
-It's your turn to pay.

-Wait what is this? A tuna in your wallet?

-No. This is wallet tuna.
by Wallet Tuna July 1, 2022
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Glizzy Wallet

No Penetration, just sliding your dick up and down an ass crack
Bro-1: how was your night?

Bro-2: thought we were gonna have sex but just ended up doing the olé Glizzy wallet
by Mcnuggs10! July 1, 2022
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fat wallet

damn bro, hannah’s got a FAT WALLET
by shlongshlanger October 30, 2022
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wallet autopsy

When a paramedic loots money from a person's wallet, whom they find dead, or who dies on the way to hospital.
Coroner: ‘here’s their phone, key's and wallet we found on him, sorry for your loss
Victim's family member: ‘that’s unusual, usually he keeps his wallet full of Benjamins
Coroner: ‘hmm, looks like the medics performed a wallet autopsy’
by Lanky J November 24, 2022
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What's in Your Wallet?

Every Capital One ad that I've seen on TV for the past several years ends with "What's in Your Wallet?". I'm getting sick and tired of hearing it all the time.
by The Real Driller September 24, 2022
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Super Wallet

A person (usually a dumb man either in love or trying real hard to get some) whose spending capability is ENDLESS!!!
That asshole had the nerve to tell me that he would take me to Hawaii if I didn't tell his wife that he fucked me!!! You know how much that shit costs?!?! Go SUPER WALLET!!!
by Sexy Trini Diva March 17, 2005
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