The Whistling Walrus

A sexual fetish act in which the male takes a fatty turd into the woman's mouth and proceeds to fuck the mouth orufus, pushing the poo down the woman's esophagus. He will then shove his dick into her anus and pee while squeezing her tits very very hard. He will then cum in here eye and slap her tities and shit on them. Its cool.

Wow that bitch just got a The Whistling Walrus! I just creamed my pants!

by Davieee September 24, 2007

wresling

What your parents do when your asleep

Honey hurry to bed now me and daddy have to ... wresle yes we are going to be wresling

by *lip smack* heck November 3, 2020

Whistling spitfly

A bumpkin, with a one eyed prostitute, and an unfortunate fly. The johns mEmber is inserted in the prostitutes spare eye socket while she holds a fly in her mouth. at the end the prostitute snowballs the fly and ejaculate together.

That bar sucked, but the bathroom attendant gave a mean whistling spitfly.

by cosha123 August 27, 2009

Weseling

1) The act of targeting and destroying a deliberately sarcastic joke's humor by stating the obvious facts which are being mocked.

2) Demonstrating a gross disregard that a joke has been made.

Person 1: "Actually, these are O.R. scrubs."
Person 2: "Oh... Are they?"
(Persons 1 and 2 share a rich laugh)
Person 3: "Well, in this case, the letters 'O' and 'R' stand for 'operating room.'"
Person 2: "Well, shit... you are a master of weseling jokes, bro."

by Matador Crabs March 20, 2013

Whistling Kanye

The sex act of farting while your girlfriend is fingering your asshole. Done correctly, the sound made is similar to that of a slide whistle.

Similar to the Breezy Yeezy or a Puff Diddly.

I performed a Whistling Kanye last night, and it sounded better than anything on The Life of Pablo

by Scott-ish October 6, 2016

whistling diarrhea

1. Ask Marie
2. When 'Ass Splatter' turns into a day off *Kelly had nothing to do with it.

"Hey it's Marie, I was 'splatter assing it' earlier but now it's turned into straight 'Whistling Diarrhea!!!'"

by Trap Dandy June 1, 2019

Whistling walruses

Whistling walruses is an exclamation of surprise, happiness or disbelief. The term comes from the walrus tendency to whistle as part of their mating call.

You got the job? Whistling walruses!

Whistling walruses, that was incredible!

Whistling walruses. He actually said that?

by Scottyb May 31, 2020