money whip

the one and only certain way to secure the attention, and, in turn, the services of a bitch in vegas

the act of removing your cash load from your left front pocket so the stripper/hooker/casino fly next to you will catch just enough of a glimpse to cause a small amount of blood to rush into her vagina thus jump starting the process which culminates 15 minutes later with standing up rooftop hotel sex

Rathe: Oh shit, Campo's reaching for his loot. He's gonna money whip that bitch.

Rocky: Is that teen spirit that I smell?

by drpoonandtheteenangels November 21, 2009

the hair whip

A sex act, in which the female straddles the male and proceeds to quickly move her head in a circular motion, making her hair "whip" accross her partner(s) face.
See kinky

rita is so kinky, she loves to do the hair whip.

by mac rob June 11, 2006

Walnut Whip

When you want to masturbate but for some reason you are unable to so you just have a little play or "whip".

Your girlfriend may be next door or you may need to leave the house in the next 5 minutes.

Alright mate, have you had a wank today?

No, but I've had a couple of walnut whips.

by tomtomabdiwali September 21, 2014

pussy whipped

when ur girlfriend is the penis of the relationship.

if she says jump, u ask how high?

by orangechicken October 9, 2004

Money Whipped

When someone lets their life be controlled by there paycheck. Similar to being pussy whipped. People who often put up with shitty jobs in order to receive a paycheck.

Guy 1: Hey are you coming to the party tonight?
Guy 2: No, i think im going to work
Guy 3: Man, your Money Whipped .

by matashowski December 18, 2008

Stimmy Whip

A shitbox purchased with your stimulus check. must cost under $1400.00

Check out my new stimmy whip!

by chitownwhips March 25, 2021

miwacwe whip

A diet consisting entirely of frozen deep fried food nuggets, soda, and entire spoonfuls of Miracle Whip. The reason southern U.S children are so obese.

Noah's Food Reviews is on the miwacwe whip diet.

by glocksucker69 March 12, 2017