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eel skin watch

An official eel skin watch occurs when a man, or young boy uses one hand to stretch his flacid penis all the way around his opposing wrist. While this may be confused for a real watch, it must never be relied upon as an accurate timepiece.
If if an individual is short on funding, he may choose to sport an eel skin watch to impress his partner for the time being. This will provide warmth to the wrist and displays the veins in your penis quite nicely.
by Jess Vincent April 24, 2003
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Pizza and watch netflix

Pizza and watch netflix is the invitation given to a girl from a guy to "hang out" which is a cover for having sex.
guy:"hey wanna come round? we can order pizza and watch netflix"
really what he means is..
guy: "hey want to come to mine and have sex?"
by ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHH January 8, 2015
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Watch the colors change

To have sex in a car, particularly at night in a secluded, rural, area.
I heard that Bobby and Jeannie always drive out to the country at night and watch the colors change!
by Seth Feldman November 15, 2006
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watch my shit

A common pharse said to one of your friends when you are leaving for a second to use the bathroom go to the vending machine etc... You entrust your valuables like your northface bag, your coat, ipod or anything that could be stolen in your absence.
Jake: Yo Ima go take a piss watch my shit please
David: Ight
by ibehigh4u April 13, 2011
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Huff-Watch

Essential news site for people turned off by the Huffington Post's editorial bias.
Deeanne always challengin' me cause of Huff-Watch.
by Eywin September 20, 2013
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Time to get a watch

What you say when someone asks you what time it is, usually to annoy them.
Bill: Yo what time is it?
Me: Its Time to get a watch.
Bill:...What the hells a watch?
Me: I DONT KNOW! :(
by LuckySandvich June 7, 2016
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Watch How Fast

Means the exact opposite, something you don't intend on ever doing or ever see happening. Can also be said when you don't agree with something.
Lucy: Wanna go chill at Timmy's?
Claudia: Watch how fast.
Lisa: I love freestyle music.
Daniela: Watch how fast.
by Applewood Acres June 9, 2005
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