vomit beard

When you vomit so much that it covers the outside of your mouth and looks like a beard.

Eric: "Dude, I got so drunk last night!"
Paul: "Yeah, I saw pictures on Facebook. You even had a vomit beard."
Eric: "What?!"

by Goonie Jenkins January 30, 2014

vomit bomber

A vomit bomber is when a dunk guy pukes on your cat or on your girlfriend's head and doe's not apologize.

Someone who can't keep down their beer or liquor.

Beware of the Vomit Bomber!!!

by Mr háñdsòme May 1, 2014

vomit diabetes

When you are so disgustedly happy with a situation

You guys make me wanna vomit diabetes

by gfranx November 20, 2014

Vomit Comet

(Noun) - Vomit that comes out of your nose
(Verb) - The act of vomiting out of your nose

(Noun): When I got sick last night, not only did I vomit, I also unleashed a vomit comet.
(Verb): If you think you are going to get sick, please don't vomit comet all over the toilet.
(Verb Past-tense): I told the doctor that I Vomit Cometed when I got sick.

by Randomdude90 January 31, 2015

Vomitaceous

That which induces a strong feeling of nausea and is relieved by vomiting

I was watching "2 Broke Girls" last night and all was well until vomitaceous Sandra Bernhard appeared on the set! She's so ugly, it looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with an ice pick.

by StickMan May 7, 2015

Vomit cock

When you are being deepthroated too hard they choke and throw up onto your dick. Making your cock reek of vomit for days.

Joel: "yo, did you hear Oli got vomit cock last night"
Dan: "k"

by BirdShitter April 19, 2016

Vomiting Commas

The practice of using commas and other punctuation marks incorrectly. The writer is usually aware that a comma is needed in the sentence they're writing, but is unclear as to when and where it should be placed. The amount of commas then used is so absurd that it would appear they had figuratively 'vomited' commas all over the piece they have written.

Email from Mark:

'Michelle, did you, want to go to, the park, and have a picnic, and maybe, let me, play with, your boobs, for a bit.'

Email reply from Michelle

'Mark, you're vomiting commas again. You're not getting anywhere near my tits until you stop being a fuckwit and learn some basic grammar'

by tincopper July 13, 2016