vanofffkupo

The biggest n00b of them all. This kid has known about everything since he was BORN!!!

My friend: Who is VanofFfKupo nuts?
Me: a major n00b

by The Word April 10, 2005

Vanessa

Vanessa is very loud and outspoken; you know when she shows up the room will light up. She is a woman of many words; very unique; always has alcohol in her foam cup, even in the am. She is always tan and you will know for sure and can't win a leg war to save her life. Watch out for her elephant stomp in a thumb war. Excellent grammatical skills and is hot to trot. Yes Those are real; they came with the frame; and don't cross a bitch.

Vanessa is one BAD donkey!!

Are those tripple D's?

reply: Yes they are.

by JIMMYWOO July 10, 2018

Vanessa

A "porquitchona".

- That girl is really Vanessa.

- You are right! She is a real porquitchona!

by TheBigBald July 14, 2018

Vans

Vans the logo is spelled as if it’s a square root symbol with the abbreviation “ANS” in it. We usuallly think of “ANS” as answer.
The answer to life for most people is God and what do we associate with god? Jesus. So what does that mean you may ask.. Well now we have the square root of Jesus. Square root means to split in half, so that means it turns into Je Sus. Je in Spanish usually means he.. so He sus. Jesus is sus.

Bro 1: Yo dude have you been to Vans?
Bro 2: Nahh man Jesus is sus.

by thatsmynamedontwearitout7 March 2, 2019

old school vans

The commonly worn vans, that have transformed through out the years but only in the first condition that they were made back I'd say in the 1990's.

"Hey your sporting some old school vans."
"I know, I've had them since 6th grade!"

by Amyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 19, 2008

Vanessa

Basic as FUCKKKKKKK. Lives off of pumpkin spice latte's and unicorn dick.

Drinks fireball because it's the "cool thing" to do. Badass chicks drinks whiskey.

Dreams of getting married on December 29th even though she bitches about the cold.

Will one day realize that Jeff & Vince are God's amongst men.

Vanessa: Hey, let's go to Starbucks and wear leggings with Uggs!

Whitney: OMG YES. We are so basic!
Vanessa: Take a picture! Hashtag yay us, basic white girls, Starbucks, bye, like, what

by Monica2.0 October 7, 2017

to pull a vanessa

To fuck up epicly, on a tweet or in life in general

to pull a vanessa i'd have to be a failure
Oh my god, I pulled a Vanessa on that tweet!
I got CUM on my shirt on accident, I pulled a Vanessa
DON'T PULL A VANESSA, GURLL :D
Did you see that idiot? She pulled a Vanessa!

by ohhgurll September 7, 2010