Vag pump

When your vagina suck in a dick like a vacuum and the dick gets stuck.

Omg you vag pumped me, now we have to go to the hospital.

by Vagpumper1000 June 04, 2019

vag pals

Where a guy and a girl have done the same girl at some point in time; not necessarily a menage a trois

Guy Carl sleeps with girl Suzie; the next week Suzie sleeps with the girl Betty. Carl and Betty are vag pals.

by galionheart November 23, 2009

Yank the vag

to push one's luck; to push on a limit; do something one should not do

Gretel: Thinkin' about hittin' this blunt even though I have a drug test in a few weeks.
Becky: Girl, don't yank the vag.

by Bexican April 30, 2016

Vag batter

The crispy off-cuts that collect in the mouth when performing cunnilingus on an unclean female.

Dave, i was going down on this bird last night and she had some major vag batter!

by The Earl of Wisesex January 08, 2011

Vag Baggin

When a male inserts his scrotum into the female vagina and bones the shit out of her.

Tom: Dude, what did you do last night?
Steve: I was so vag baggin your cousin for hours and hours and hours.
Tom: Nice

by CousinFucker64 August 26, 2010

vag snack

The act of eating the leftover toilet paper balls and lint out of a girls vagina.
Or also known as clitter berries.

I was hungry while I went down on my partner so I didn't mind the vag snack.

by SkankHunter68 November 06, 2020

vag span

the width between the lips of the vagina. often found to be greater, the older and more experienced the woman is.

marc: "hey do you want to come round and play AoE2 tonight?"

callum: "nah, i'm busy pounding your mom"

marc: "mind if i join you?"

callum: "not at all, there's more than enough room, your mom has a mighty vag span."

marc: "yeah well she is a dirty whore."

by staygold47 April 15, 2010