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Urban Dictionary

Will only accept offensive definitions. Anything the slightest bit not offensive is out.
John: I am sorry that thing isn't racist, not acceptable. We are Urban Dictionary, Deal With IT
by nintendo fan March 18, 2015
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Urban Dictionary

A website initially created as a dictionary for slang especially online slang and meme culture, but has since deteriorated into a coping site for shitlibs.
Person 1: Hey bro, do you use Urban Dictionary.

Person 2: I like to go back every now and then but it's full of wokescolds virtue signaling about oppression.

Person 1: Where'd you see that?
by MrMan2022 June 5, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

A site used mainly by pre-pubescent delinquents living in their grandparents' basement to anonymously vent their racism, sexism and homophobia. 90% of the words defined on Urban Dictionary are either incorrectly defined, extremely vulgar, or, usually, nonexistent. Do not look up your name on this website if you'd like to preserve your innocence and/or sanity.
Kid: Hey, have you heard of Urban Dictionary?
Other Kid: Yeah, I used it to write a paper once and my teacher went into conniptions.
by Donald Trump's Head Squirrel January 17, 2017
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A place we all go when we're bored...Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.
Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
And its a people place.
All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
by Waifu!~ November 14, 2019
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A platform where all of the roadman wannabe kids can look up the shit that their roadman friends say just so they can fit in and say it themselves. Madting!!
"What's a skeng?? What's a yute?? What's a pengting??
Hmm. Better look it up on Urban Dictionary!"
by BUNNY BASTARD June 30, 2017
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Urban Dictionary

An online platform (on the internet) for searching words (like a dictionary) and creating your own (if you think they missed a(n) word(s).
A democratic republican types “Steezy Urban Disctionary” into his touchable light-emitting handheld boredom fighter to try and find out what the letters “S T E E Z Y” mean in the English lexicon

Urban Discretionary means Urban Dictionary with auto-correct
by The shoe on a shelf September 26, 2020
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A place where all you'll find is made up sex moves, sex positions and anything to do with sex. And then all the other definitions no one reads.
Guy 1: Did you read urban dictionary last night?

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: Your girl said you tried to pull a charizard last night...yeah.

Guy 2: ...shut up.
by Someone had to do it January 26, 2016
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