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Urban Dictionary, somewhere ABSOLUTELY no one talks about sex! Everything's so kid friendly that they don't even accept you to do a word!
Me: Oh, WOW! I don't need to read a dictionary book, there's a website!

Also me: I would like to search some words I don't understand!
*searches philosophy*
Urban Dictionary: *a man's dick that you put in a minor girl's ass*
Me: WOAH- okay that was maybe just someone that made it. Let's do another one!

*searches audacity*

Urban Dictionary: *russian candy cane*
Me: kids. WJDNDJDDJNSNDIEHS
by iidonutiee February 11, 2021
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Person 1: Ayo ima go on urban dictionary

Person 2: you sure….almost every definition has something to do with porn….
by Jalwaysawake December 28, 2021
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A teacher's worst nightmare...

Or....A dictionary in which others compute their definitions of a word.
Definition 1
Teacher: Okay class, how did you guys find your definitions?

Most of the students: Urban Dictionary...
Teacher: Oh dear...where did I go wrong..

Definition 2
Gorge: Hey Bill, got any suggestions of where I can write my own definitions?
Bill: Urban Dictionary...Defiantly.
by Hardly_knew it May 18, 2018
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A site where you supposedly "define your world". Unfortunately, it is mainly populated by fangirls, pervs, drunken idiots, and people who need a grammar book thrown in their face.
Looking at Urban Dictionary makes me lose faith in the world...
by iHateMyFamily February 4, 2013
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The place I go to see other people's (unasked) opinions.
I'm so tired of math; I think imma look at some Urban Dictionary definitions.
by Anthonias November 1, 2021
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The name of the website you are currently on.
I'm on Urban Dictionary right now. It has some pretty useful information on certian topics.
by Crazy ass hoe July 12, 2015
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Me: I dare you to find this word in Webster's dictionary, and I'll look in the Urban Dictionary.
You: Alright!
(Goes on for five minutes)
You: I can't find it!
Me: It's in the urban dictionary. See, it's better than Webster's.
You: You are so right.
by Junkyard Squirrel July 30, 2010
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