Urinal shitter

The Urinal shitter is guy that ocasionally shits in urinals. Most of his shitting happens in the school urinals. He is often a 4.0 GPA student and because of that he isn't suspected to be the one who shits until the school janitor caughts him.

John: Hey, I think Mark is the urinal shitter.
Robert: Nah, he is a 4.0 GPA nerd, it couldn't be him.
Janitor: It is Mark, I saw him yesteday!
Mark: Oh shit im cooked

by Karakondzula November 5, 2024

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Get the Urinal shittermug.

Storin’ Urine

Common condition of elders who leave the toilet with pee still dripping in their drawers to be stored there until an undergarment update is possible.

Man, I gotta learn to leave it drip a little longer ‘cause I been storin’ urine lately.

by keyline July 12, 2017

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Get the Storin’ Urinemug.

Carmel catholic urinal

Not tryna be weird, but why are they smelly. The deal with them, mostly 500 bathroom, is that everyone uses them. It’s the most common bathroom, but 100 is ok too. It’s a combination of piss build up cause nobody properly cleans them, and also those few who shit in the bathroom at school. A lot of people don’t, but some people do. Like in the toilet. But there has been shit in the urinals. 1 from Oscar, 2 from Mr Franklin when he couldn’t hold it in, and around 15 or 20 mini shits from freshmen. But overall, the urinals are smelly and unclean. Pee at home if you can, because there’s also probably herpes and gonorrhea in the air by the urinals from people.

Bro i need to shit rn
Go quick before you can’t make it and go in the Carmel catholic urinal

by ccanonymous January 28, 2025

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