Urban Dictionary

The website you go on when you're bored in your math teacher's pointless class.

Hey let's go search up "urban dictionary" on the urban dictionary

by i hit kids with gucci slides November 15, 2018

Urban dictionary

Urban dictionary is a online dictionary where random people can define the words themselves, which is a bad idea. They could say anything. But thank you for letting me define this

Nikki: Hey what's a horse?
David: How would I know? Just check urban dictionary.

by Greg the fart horse September 10, 2018

Urban Dictionary

I know you're bored and looked this up for fun, and if you see this, then I wish you a good day/night. You may Like, Dislike, Laugh a little, or move on, your choice.

Welcome to Urban Dictionary, a cool, community powered site that allows anyone with a Facebook or Gmail to define random crap.

by The Correctional Historian October 13, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A conundrum of idiotic, gay, and I mean VERY GAY things.

Hey, have you heard of the Urban Dictionary? ur mom gay noob.

by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A website that used to be used as a normal dictionary and used to share with friends and the world what they think about things. The website is now over 50% related to sexual things (e. g. Sex, Fucking, Erotica). and the other 50% are things that nobody really cares about because whatever you type, sex will come as a related word.

Urban Dictionary
Urban Dictionary
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Before:

"Hey dude i need to know the ingredients of an icecream sandwich for my brothers soccer team, any ideas on where i could find that?"

"Yeah bro, just look it up on the website urbandictionary.com it has the answers to like... everything. Its awesome."
"K THANX FRIEND!"

Now:
*same situation*

"...just look up the answer on urbandictionary.com..."
*looks up icecream sandwich*

"JEREMY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN I WANTED ICECREAM NOT... UGH I HATE YOU!!! YOU HAVE SCARRED ME FOR LIFE!!!"

by Truth! Others have lied to you September 20, 2017

Urban Dictionary

1. The website you are currently on.
2. The dictionary idiots use to act like a smart aleck

1. Hey faggot, you're on the urban dictionary
2. Since I used the urban dictionary, I'm a smart aleck, I now what everything means

by urbandorkionarian January 16, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A website that started off good, then just turned into sex jokes.

Me: *looks up stick*
Definition: DICKS
Me: *looks up pencil case*
Definition: DICKS
Me: *looks up toothpaste*
Definition: DICKS
Me: goddamn it urban dictionary

by Christina-the-gay <3 November 17, 2021