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Dick Under Glass

A woman's fall-back guy, a friend who isn't good enough to date but kept around in case all of her other options eventually fail.
"Dude, give up on her. You're her dick under glass."
by Mogogo January 12, 2009
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Last night after the 4th cabernet, I was Facebook Under the Influence. This morning, I had to check my statements and delete several unsavory verbal offerings I made while FUI.
by Neal Dachstadter January 7, 2011
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checking under the hood

After smelling my armpits, Sally spent the rest of the afternoon checking under the hood.
by Droolcavity March 22, 2005
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Ashton-under-Lyne

Ashton-under-Lyne or just "Ashton" is a town in Eastern Greater Manchester and located in the Metropolitan Borough of Tameside. It is the Administrative Head-Quarters of Tameside and contains Tameside Hospital and Tameside Council.

Ashton is also known as 'Little Karachi' for its large Pakistani minority.

It is often connotated as quite a rough area with high poverty and a higher crime rate than average.

If you go to Manchester for vacation, don't say in Ashton!
Nikki: I need to go shopping, want to go to Ashton-under-Lyne?

Gina: Of course not, I don't want to be stabbed!

Nikki: Good Point.
by Albino_Peach1 January 19, 2019
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Under Arm Pussy

The space between the side of your arm that connects to the torso -- especially with a weight lifting guy. It forms a unique pouch area.
Under Arm Pussy (UAP)
by Josie12726 September 17, 2010
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Under you go

To be swept under the rug, forgotten about forever with no trace.
"you just pissed your pants!?! under you go!!"
by ChrisDaDon February 14, 2005
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Under the Cat's Paw

Very drunk, specifically on gin.

A result of the "gin craze," British government tried to stem the flow of gin with prohibitive taxes and rules, which drove the gin scene underground during 18th-century England. Exploiting a loop-hole in these new regulations, where a bartender couldn't be prosecuted for serving gin if the police couldn't be sure exactly which bartender served it, wooden plaques shaped like a black cat (hence "Old Tom gin") were mounted on the outside wall of some pubs. These cat plaques had little paws, and under the cat's paw was a slot to put money in and a small lead tube. From the tube would come a shot of gin, poured by the bartender, who remained anonymous from inside the pub.

Today, "under the cat's paw," simply means to be very drunk on gin, perhaps to great excess, as that is where most of these gin-crazed bar-patrons would have spent most of their time.
"I'm going to be under the cat's paw tonight!"

"Billy, if you don't slow down on those martinis, you'll be under the cat's paw in no time!"

"I can't remember a thing- I was absolutely under the cat's paw!"
by PW Magnussen January 10, 2020
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