lives under his pussy mask!

Adjective: Applicable to guys only.

fucking pussy who gets pussified when shit happens!

Fuck dylan! When shit happens, he gets so pussified & start blaming everyone. He practically lives under his pussy mask!

by ryker May 5, 2007

Fornication Under Consent of the King

in Europe in the olden-days...

if a man wanted to sleep with a woman and she says "no" he can go to the king and if he says it is okay, the woman HAD to sleep with the man.

Fornication Under Consent of the King=FUCK

--"dude i fucked 5 girls this weekend!"

--"you mean fornication under consent of the king?! wow i can't believe he said yes!"

by lesley_roo January 11, 2009

under-cutter slutter

A man or woman who sees you working the room, getting your flirt on, and remains in the background until the precise moment when BAM!-you have used up all your slutty powers and are drained and then they move in and take it to the next level-out slutting you.

Did you see Gina jump up on the bar after I did? OMG that strip tease was straight up under-cutter slutter.

by Scorpio Jillian December 27, 2007

Underboard

The opposite of overboard; not enough of something or some kind of extreme lack of something.

Mom: Beth Ann, don't go underboard on your school work with your texting!

Beth Ann: OMGINBD!

by Sid Barrett February 15, 2009

submission under review

The suspenseful auto-response one receives via email from Urban Dictionary after reviewing and confirming a brilliant addition!

Me: "Hey yo, you submit that hilarious word we made up last night to Urban Dictionary yet?"
You: "Yes, but I haven't received anything after I responded to the infamous "submission under review" auto-reply. Kinda hoping the editors keep me hanging then in 3-5 days I receive a "was published!" email and relive our genius all over again!

by GlazeHer May 9, 2014

Washin the undercarriage

The quick shower that a man or woman will take prior to a scheduled bang session. This may be needed to remove dingleberries from the ass, or worse odors from the tuna casserole. Washin the undercarriage is needed but yet also a waste of time since all you're going to do is shoot a load in that twat.

"Before we have have sex tonight, I'm going to be washin the undercarriage since I just worked out at the gym." Said Sarah to her hot, huge dicked husband.

by Mr Chaz January 15, 2013

under-nips

Nipples that are awkwardly situation on the breast of either a male or female so that they point down towards the floor.

Vera has some serious under-nips.

by Samski June 19, 2006