A game of speed where the person calls for a uber (or any ride share service) and starts and attempts to jack off to completion before the uber arrives. For every minute spent jacking over the time the uber shows us is the amount of dollars tipped to the driver
by Daldameht April 23, 2022
Get the Uber Jackingmug. A passenger who steals or pirates services of an Uber or Lyft Driver by placing their destination close to original start point and then asks for the driver to drive them to different stops along the way,taking up time that wasn't paid for.
No Ma'am I will not stop at Popeye's Chicken, the convenience store, the grocery store and waste 2 hours of my time for $3.00 and no tip...you are an Uber Pirate.
by Nevadarhodes February 3, 2018
Get the UBER PIRATEmug. Getting fucked in the back of a moving car. Usually the driver and the person in the backseat will switch and take turns on you.
by iammemyselfandi August 13, 2022
Get the naughty ubermug. The desire of a person to amass great wealth or the goal of a corporation to maximize huge profits without providing any useful service or producing a beneficial product.
by lifeonearth October 21, 2012
Get the uber-greedmug. someone, usually male, who takes the act of being a douche to a whole new level; often someone who thinks he is cooler than someone else because of physical traits.
john: "i have amazing hair today, actually, i have amazing hair every day. unlike you, joe."
joe to carrie: "john is such an uber-douche."
joe to carrie: "john is such an uber-douche."
by sweet-pandemonium July 8, 2010
Get the uber-douchemug. Being stuck in an Uber that tortures you in some way. A driver that does 5under the speed limit in the left lane. In a car with no ventalation. Most specifically the discomfort must extend the trip and increase with time.
It's was only supposed to take 20min. but the driver's BO was a one way ticket to 40min of uber-hell.
by Ian-g June 10, 2018
Get the Uber-hellmug. by Dat Niggah Albe February 24, 2010
Get the Uber Bangzmug.