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Swat the Twat

Not to be confused with Twat Swat.

What one woman might say to another woman in lieu of other more vulgar phrases, such as fuck you up or beat the ever-living shit out of you.
When Jamie found out that Breana was trying to hook Jamie up with her next door neighbor, Jamie told Breana "You better not bitch, or I will swat the twat".
by PercyJones March 24, 2012
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waffly twat

It's a phrase Dan Howell uses. Check him out
Being a waffly twat. Dan Howell 2011
by Phan Trash 1 number 1 ok September 23, 2017
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Bramer Twat

A phrase used by some country folk. It is meant to be an insult. Bramer being a slang term for a specific breed of bovine (brahman). Basically referring to a person as being a cow's vagina.
Clint: "Dude why are you such an asshole?"

Joey: "Aww, quit being such a Bramer Twat."
by lullabysummers March 8, 2009
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Twat Cannon

The KSG shotgun from COD:Black Ops 2. the Ultimate 'Twat Cannon.'
420 Kush
Someones using the f*cking Twat Cannon.
by Steve Croft November 3, 2014
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twat oil

A deliciously pungent oil with a high smoking point, roughly equivalent to flaxseed oil, only much fishier. Perfect for seasoning cast iron or de Bruyer pans.
Dude, where did you get that twat oil? These omelettes are delicious!
by pan man November 13, 2013
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twat wig

1~ an actual wig for a twat. for anyone who actually wants twat hair but cannot grow it due to alopecia ect

2~ A name for someone whos always around pussy but never penetrates it
David you always hang round with all the bitches and never fuck any of them you twat wig
by Dazatron December 30, 2011
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Twat Band

When you get the four (or six) plastic can rings (normally with an alcoholic beverage, i.e. Beer) and you and your friends put a hand in each ring and pull until one person is left with the plastic around their wrist. Thus making them a twat.
"Oh, lets play Twat Band!"
*Everyone puts their hand in and pulls*
(to the person left with the plastic on their wrist) "Twat!"
by CrazyRetard March 19, 2010
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