turdsmotherer

the kungfoo move of compressing the spinal cord by placing your hands on the head and gooche and squeesing, the goal is to colapse the head into the anus. hense the name turdsmotherer also known as the european turd smotherer.

i gave that geek a turdsmotherer

or that ninja is a turdsmothererer

by anonomous January 3, 2005

turdsty

Another way of saying 'thirsty'.

I'm so turdsty, I could drink my own urine.

by cuckingfookies December 15, 2007

turdskillet

Someone who is especially awesome or well-liked, or someone who is your main brah.

B: WHAT'S UP, TURDSKILLET
T: NOTHIN MUCH, BRAH

by Strawberry Pumpernickel December 29, 2010

Turkana

An area in Northern Kenya that is characterized by drought, hunger and poverty.

The UN is taking the initiative to address the hunger problem in Turkana

by Candle Berry August 9, 2015

turk jerk

A turk jerk is a sexual act where someone inserts a piece of turkey jerky into the vagina or anus with the tip of their tongue. Usually common among Turkish people, where the giver of the penetration is also Turkish.

Yusuf: "Hey why're you walking funny?"
Azra: "Oh me and Berat were turkin jerkin in my göt."

Enes: "Have you heard about the new move called the turk jerk?"
Furkan: "Ah yeah man! That's my fav porn genre!"

by Argan02 August 19, 2016

turesson

Like superman, everybody see turesson like a superhero that makes everyone happy

You are a real Turesson, everyone love you

by Cappcake December 12, 2016

türkay

Best father of the whole world.

Türkay means turkish moon. He's aways there and shining.

by Oneofthousansgirlsintheworld January 3, 2017