Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine

Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.

Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.

Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"

Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."

by Pilotguy44 February 4, 2010

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Stuffing the turkey

When you put your penis and testicles in your significant others anus.

Get ready because I’m gonna start stuffing the turkey baby.

by Richbitchjr October 5, 2018

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Turkeys • Turk • turkish delight • turkey neck • turkish • Turkey sandwich • Turkish quandale dingle • turkey basting • Turkey Day • turkey legs

A stuffed turkey basically starts as a threesome with one guy getting head from a girl while another guy is getting the girl doggystyle in the pooper. The stuffed turkey happens when one of the guys gets off in the girls mouth at the same time the other guy gets off in her asshole.

After Amber received the stuffed turkey, she couldn't figure out which hole to wipe out first.

by Ole Chiddie Chad September 19, 2008

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turkalepsy

The sleepy feeling you get after thanksgiving dinner.

Turkalepsy makes everyone fall asleep in the living room when Thanksgiving dinner is done.

by DragonflyHeather October 12, 2009

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Turkey Neckin'

When a woman performs fellatio on a man while stretching the skin on her neck back and forth creating a jiggling effect while clucking/gobbling (or gagging) creating an intense suction on the penis.

Man, this chick was totally turkey neckin' the shit out of my dick last night.

by eddiethenet May 27, 2010

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turkey freezer chicken dippers

A common phrase used by people from North Yorkshire

Person 1: "How's today been for you?"
Person 2: "Oh, you know.. turkey freezer chicken dippers!"
Person 1: "You and me both, brother!"

by jaaxftw1337 May 4, 2017

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Turkey booty

Booty so good you gotta 'gobble' it up. Afterwards you have to take a nice long nap.

Dude, check out that damnie doing squats over there. She got that Turkey Booty poppin' so hard I'm gonna have to give her a side of my cranberry sauce.

by carltoncuse June 2, 2017

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