Ho Trinity 

The Ho Trinity is the exhibition of muffin top, camel toe and cheekage leakage simultaneously.

That chick has the Ho Trinity going on. Someone give her a mirror!

Ho Trinity by Lostie September 5, 2006

Holy Emo Trinity Church 

Fans of the Emo Trinity and Emo Quartet, or My Chemical Romance, Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, and Twenty One Pilots, will often call themselves members of the Holy Emo Trinity Church. They worship Brendon Urie and Gerard Way as the gods Beesus and Geesus. The religion’s holy texts are Wattpad fan fictions, especially the Milk Fic. Cheez Whiz baptisms are often preformed. This all started due to Gerard Way famously singing in the song *G-NOTE WARNING* Welcome to the Black Parade that he would be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned, much like Geesus.

Mia: Members of the Holy Emo Trinity Church are weird...
Leon: HOW DARE YOU! GEESUS BURN THIS WOMAN ALIVEEEEE.
Mia: *sprints*

Holy Emo Trinity Church by Smol Bean Protector June 14, 2018

The Wholely Trinity 

The spiritual, mythical, msytical and human creators of 'Drink Club'.

Philosophers, theologists and geeks throughout the ages have tried to determine if such utterly awesome and good looking "gods" ever existed. To this day "The Wholely Trinity" has been deemed as real as a man with no head, or as "just plain out there" as a nightmare with Santa Claus in it where he's wearing one of your shoes.

The debate continues... Some ask: "What's the pint"?

And so it was that from the 2nd to the 8th days The Wholely Trinity doth createth Drink Club for all to behold in awe and even more awe their ability to etch'o'sketch, create, and organise. Andeth in so doing so they hath demostrateth their ultimate powers, knowledge and classical good looks.

The Wholely Trinity by Lobda Bollokov August 11, 2009

unholy trinity 

i have just completed the unholy trinity.. i advise you to never do this.. the unholy trinity consists of three pictures on the internet. #1. tubgirl- an asian female in the bathroom with her anus above her mouth spewing orange enema fluid into her mouth.

#2. goatse- a man stretching his anus at least 6 inches in diameter with his hands. after seeing this look up the 8 stages of goatse online.. they are quite funny.

#3. lemonparty- 3 old men having a gay orgy.

if you see this and ur eyes dont explode and u can still get a boner after.. you are a god

if u masturbate to all 3 of these.. you need to die

a:Dude look at these pics.
(a. sends pics online to his buddy b.)
b:WUT THE FUCK MAN
(b murders a)

Dude have u seen the unholy trinity?
no?
ok good NEVER look at them

unholy trinity by kill me i just saw the unholy trinity September 10, 2006

holy emo trinity 

A Trinity of "Emo" bands, Panic! at the Disco, My Chemical Romance, & Fall Out Boy.

Mike: "Oh my god. I can't get enough of the Holy Emo Trinity!"
Chelsea: "Me either! OMG Brendon's forehead is so glorious."

holy emo trinity by Jess Vell May 30, 2017

Unholy Trinity 

The unholy trinity consists of 3 shock sites, Lemonparty, Goatse, and Tubgirl. These are some of the most vile things that can be found on the Internet, and so are fun to show your friends! If you can masturbate to these images, you gain the conveted Internet ability, immunity to shock sites.

It is said that if you view the entire unholy trinity at one time your eyes will explode into a fountain of blood and brains and that this will be perfered to seeing all three of the images.

Unholy Trinity by John Argon August 23, 2006

Steez Trinity 

Three Masters of Steez...the Father of steez Jiame, The Son of Steeze Martin, and the Holy Spirit of Steez Cameron...together they make the trinity of steez

Damn I wish I was as Steez as those three, they are the "Steez Trinity"

Steez Trinity by camartimea November 21, 2010