Treading Water

Drinking fruity lexia (cask wine, goon)

Aron says: Hey Porl, would you like to come Treading Water tonight?

by mr-awesome January 2, 2011

thread

sort of like a blog on a forum, except where a blog is more about the person who wrote it, a thread is more open to discussion on a topic.

This thread is in the wrong forum.

by whatserface December 21, 2008

Treadmill

Treadmill is a nickname for Trell!! If a girl likes you and your name is Trell , she’ll call you treadmill.

girl treadmill

trell who tf- yessss???
girl fuck me 😂

by Alien #67 July 17, 2019

Treader

A newly defined term for a piece of poo that is mostly submerged under water, save for a small portion at one end. It appears to be treading water, hence the name.

Honey, I dropped a treader this morning. I'm not sure what that means about my gastrointestinal health, but it can't be that bad. I love you.

by Dzimi September 26, 2019

Treadmilling

When a man stands with his legs apart on a treadmill while jacking off. Meanwhile his partner lays at the end of the treadmill belt and catches the drops with there mouth.

We were treadmilling all night

by Wiffleballwaffle July 21, 2021

Battery Treadmill

When your phone's (or other device's) battery is stuck at a percentage, because it's dying as fast as it's charging.

Hey Tom, how do ya' like your new phone?

It's sucks dirty donut man, I've been stuck on a battery treadmill all day.

by Leminader June 5, 2015

Justin Treadway

Perfection

I hope I can be Justin Treadway, even just for a day

by GalacticAss September 10, 2016