Mud track

A seasoned, in not unsanitary version of plumber’s crack

Hey Miller. Please pull up your pants. This is a new white couch and we can see your mud track.

by Mashpee Sal December 16, 2023

Ski Track

Much like a skid mark, ski tracks are semen stains left inside of used underwear

"Gosh are those ski tracks in your pants?!"

by Captain cacti January 30, 2024

Ohio Track Attack

When two people piss and jizz on someone when they are running

I just Ohio Track Attacked someone

by Jayme Closs April 25, 2024

Bow Track and Field

The coolest track team in NH

I really wish we were as cool as Bow Track and Field

by Mostqualifiedtodefinewords April 30, 2024

pump track (s)

n. A term used mostly for bikers, but has recently made way into the skateboarding world as the same thing. A cement track with bumps, jumps, and wide turns meant to learn how to pump on a skateboard or used for fun.

The pump track (s) at Dickies Skate Park is my favorite

by mfomari March 27, 2025

Dance track

(n.) - Inside a strip club, this is the community lap dance area. Usually recognized by a large open room lined with booths containing couches or chairs. This is where you get your basic $20 lap dance with zero privacy

Club Manager: "Anybody got eyes Sparkle?"
*radio chirp*
Bouncer: "I've got eyes on Sparkle. She's in dance track with a customer."
*radio chirp*

by totisawapuddycat June 1, 2025

Blasting track

meaning a train is being driven very quickly.

Person 1: Holy shit! I'm blasting track right now!

Person 2: what?

Person 1: I'm driving the DM3, not DE3 as its mechanical not electric meaning manual transmission for it's gigantic surprisingly fuel efficient diesel motor, down a 1.7% grade in the rain at 70 Mph!

Person 2: wait what the fuck are you talking about?

Person 1: Okay, well yes. The DM3 is fictional, it *is* HEAVILY inspired by the british rail class 03 which is ICONIC. And yes, I know. Using a shunter for hauling is always a bit unorth-

Person 2: You have autism.

by snailsbsnucking June 16, 2025