toot salute

When somebody enters the room and you greet them with a toot.

Sally toots just as Jenny walks into the room

Sally yells "Toot Salute!"

by SunRayz420 November 29, 2021

Toot

Jack up to a truck

big wheels

I am going to toot my truck

by Nookie # 19 November 12, 2020

Toot

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toot

by IcyDaily March 31, 2021

Tooting Banjo

Whilst sitting on someones nose you fart and rub your cock across there mouth creating a burbling noise

I gave the old girl a tooting banjo last week she said my ass hole stinks like stale winnits

by WoRalyhyde July 23, 2022

Toots

Wow/great/amazing

A: I finally finished my project
B: toots!
A: omg this movie is tooting

by Tootinnn13 April 21, 2018

Toot of crakter

An expression of disbelief or an accusation of dishonesty often used to describe scandal.

Oh, great heavens, this fellow spews nothing but toot of crakter!

by scholarly fella June 29, 2023