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Toot Flute

The butthole, commonly referenced as it pertains to the act of farting
Man it stinks in here! Did someone play a few notes on the toot flute?
by crbrewski October 29, 2020
mugGet the Toot Flutemug.

yo toot bro

you say it as an introduction, clarepeaxchy from instagram is the main user of this saying. she made it. enjoy using :)
person: hii
you: yo toot bro
by clarepeaxchy July 8, 2020
mugGet the yo toot bromug.

toots magoots

"I am going to the store, says Sally." "Ok, toots magoots, says Dave."
by tafunn August 6, 2021
mugGet the toots magootsmug.

Tooting

Referring to when an individual "toots" or farts.
Bob: "Hey Man! How has your day bee-"
Joe: *toots*
Bob: "Joe.. did you jus-"
Joe: *continues tooting*
Bob: "Awh god! That smells awful! Quit tooting you fat shit!"
by deshwahshier November 30, 2021
mugGet the Tootingmug.

toot salute

When somebody enters the room and you greet them with a toot.
Sally toots just as Jenny walks into the room

Sally yells "Toot Salute!"
by SunRayz420 November 29, 2021
mugGet the toot salutemug.

Toot of crakter

An expression of disbelief or an accusation of dishonesty often used to describe scandal.
Oh, great heavens, this fellow spews nothing but toot of crakter!
by scholarly fella June 29, 2023
mugGet the Toot of craktermug.

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