Toastify

To Toastify (from the Dutch word; Tostificeren)

The act of making something that is not toast into toast by putting it into a toaster. This also counts for something that does not contain ham/cheese.

That's a nice bacon sandwich, let's toastify it!!

I'm feeling fungry, let me toastify my lunch.

by Tos Tie June 13, 2014

Toaster Nose

A person with nostrils so big you can cook poptarts in them.

Boy: Hey do you know Rami Barakat?

Girl: Yeah he has such a toaster nose! I want cinnamon poptarts every time I see him.

by odlawansierehw September 13, 2014

Toastergina

The opening slots of a toaster where the food is put in to be toasted.

"Ugh we need a new toaster, damn toastergina made my toast so fucking hard"

by HarrietParksRosaTubman August 5, 2017

toaster thief

When you strike out or throw someone out with swag

Joe really looks like a toaster thief on the mound.

by CrackRocket May 17, 2018

Toaster pussy

When you have sex with a woman with multiple diseases and come out burnt.

Man jennier is a massive toaster pussy by balls won't stop itching.

by Jaygirl93 December 9, 2018

toast the bagels

Coded language about killing Jews

A man sits next to another man on a park bench - they look around carefully, “Make the call; it’s time to toast the bagels,” the one man says to the other.

by Cyclone B March 9, 2019

toastier than toasty

When someone is already being toasty they are just like 1000x that

You must be toastier than toasty

by I LOVE TOAST December 11, 2019